Welcome to 2019. A year where its apparently normal to try to kill 10 people at a time. Listen Boys and Girls, Ladies and Gentlemen, be safe out there, because while wandering the streets of Orlando this year we may bump into someone like this:

What exactly this guy is thinking I have no idea, but what I do know is that these people are dangerous. So read this carefully:

When walking backwards in Orlando always look behind you on all sides to make sure no one is ready to jump out and trip you.

Listen, its a crazy world out there. So crazy, that they even started selling babies in Bingo:

All I’m saying is, be careful out there this year. Orlando isn’t what it used to be.