Head Zabitzaler Chossid Reb Rafi Rabinovich reported earlier today that Stuart Luboesky will NOT be joining us in Orlando this year. These reports come just days after Stuart was heard saying that he was planning on going to Orlando because he loves Yoily so much.

Apparently, he’s changed his mind. Well you know what? So did Rafi. Starting from today, Rafi (future lawyer) will no longer be referring to Stuart as a Zabtzaler chossid.

Yes, Stuart dropped a dime on us all today but we will prevail. As Motti likes to say, “Tell me whachoo want, what you really really want, but I will decide whether or not I will let what you say affect me.”

Yoily and the crew are actively working to try and get Eliyahu Hanavi to take Stuarts place. If that will happen, we don’t know, but what we do know is that there will be Uncle Leibish cake. So we don’t care who’s coming. We’ll just make a shehakol and eat cake. Lots of it.