This just in from those in the know:
A rebel from South Toms River comes in out of nowhere and tries to take over the Chassidus! We don’t know exactly where and how this came about, but what we do know is that the current Rebbe is having none of it (and some say that was the reason why he drove the truck back from Orlando himself).
Now, the big question is, who is this rebel that is trying to take over the chassidus? Originally we thought it was this guy:
But then we realized that one of the minhagim of Zabitzal is not to wear army shorts and a mask at the same time, so we ruled him out.
We sat for a few days wondering who it could be when we though to ourselves, who always wanted the job from the beginning? Could it possibly be him? The guy who hasn’t seen the Orlando skies for the longest time? The man, the myth, the legend, Stuart Lubowsky?
For a while we thought it may be him, and we were this close to going down to his house to personally confront him when something happened.
Well, what happened?
I’m not saying.
Cmon, tell us? Fine.
A picture surfaced on the internet which gave away the guy who tried to brutally take over the Zabitzal Chassidus.
I’ll let you judge for yourselves.
