People are saying that the famous Joel Schwartz may not be going back to Orlando this year. I am personally very surprised, and I’m trying to think of reasons why he’s not going back.

Could it be because?:

  1. He couldn’t find anywhere with a good lake to say Az Yashir.
  2. Lunch is nothing without the Gestetners.
  3. Politics in the Zabitzal Beis Medrash.

Either way, Stuart Lubowsky is kicking himself in the pants since he really wanted to come this year since missing out in 2019.

But listen, as they say in English: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”

And you know what else they say: “A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.”

What do these saying have to do with this story? Absolutely nothing, but some might say that these are such good sayings that they don’t need to fit in to make any sense.

Does this make any sense to you? Doesn’t have to. LOL.

Anyways, basically what I’m saying is that Pesach Orlando isn’t going to happen this year unless a miracle happens.

You know what they say about miracles: “Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you’ll see them all around you.”